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Helloooo World Wide Web. It is I, Woki Bakoki. Through the power of HTML and an abundance of free time, I am coming to you from my own personal safe haven of gifs and OG net nerd appeal. Some quick facts. Huge wrestling nerd. Huger retro gaming nerd. Even huger NSFW art nerd. Hugest girlfriend nerd. Hi baby!! :3 ...Hey she's like 1 of the 2 people that'll be here more than once let me please my fanbase. Thanks for stopping by.
Big plays being made, university application along with student loans are pending. Looking good for me getting in this September... Holy shit I am nervous though. Excited, but man I've never tackled anything of this magnitude. Really feels like now the transition from boy to man is happening. It's gonna be vicious, but I'm ready.
In other news, the current course is going great. Worst is behind me I think... That 3000 word dissertation though, ugh. Minimum word counts can fuck off. 3k MAX, not minimum! I got to see the gf again, 2 visits! She snuk up on me in December and I had to run it back in February. Can't wait for summer this year man :D (Update 26th of March 2026, 1:26pm)
Various goods I got laying around for my lovely viewers.